Yo son, guess who's back. That's right, The one and only "Lt. Spam." The name has change but the retired NINJA MASTER is still the game. Whatever that meant.

I'm going to quit myspace. (Not really but I'm not going to us it as much.) That myspace thing is getting out of hand. Everyone is on it. There's fake people that just want to jack up their friend count (like it even matter to anyone.) Fake celebrities accounts. People pretending to be other people. They even have myspace haters. Not people hating myspace but people that go to other myspace user that they don't like and saying shit about them. those fags. Can't even say shit to people face anymore. Don't get me wrong. Myspace is cool and all. I can stay in touch with family and friends. I mean fuck man. That's what everyone does now a days. Stay indoors and be on the internet and fuck around on that damn Myspace. MYSPACE RUIN MY LIFE

Anyway I going to put most of the blogs I have on here.

Here's that sample photo that I took in Guam.

I going to coin the phrase "NINJA STYLY"

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Lt. Spam