Spam on a BBQ grill is very Good
So it was memorial day and the Captain (with his brother, Blu Nuts) and I had a BBQ.
They day was going okay (even though I knock things over and made a mess of things) until we got to the Grilling area. An old dude (or fucker as I liked to call him) was sitting there and the first thing to come out of his piece of shit mouth was a simple greeting (hi or something to that effect.) After that the fucker just got racist on us. He ask me if I was an Eskimo. my reply "I want to be one."
I thought it was funny. Then that fucker asked all of us if we were american. Then this racist ass motherfucker starting talking shit about every ohter race out there.
We the Brew Brothers are very liberal people and we weren't going to have this asshole talk shit about people, so we said a couple of thing to shut him up. He didn't stay quite for long. Next word that came out of his mouth "these asain folks." We stopped him right there. Motherfucker didn't even recongize a Ninja Master in his persents. Fuck dude everyone thinks I'm Japanese or Korean or some form of asain. So anyway that fucker got the hint that we were going to kill him and his dog too, so he left. If he came back I would have knock him the fuck out and then shit in his mouth.
After the fucker left, we had a good time. The spam was so good on the grill I almost kill the whole thing. We also had chicken and steak. you can't have enough steak at a BBQ. Hotdogs and Hamburgers with cheese (I like to call them cheeseburgers) were for the kids but I had some too. Grilled onions and mushrooms topped everything off.
The next day we watched X-Men : the last stand. It was a good movie but I didn't like the way Professor X went out. How can you have an X-Men movie without the X man himself. anyway, after the movie my sister, Kimz, the Captain and I went to Zia the record store. I bought a whole bunch of punk compilation CDs and a hootie and the blowfish album. They made some good songs back in the day. Went home and started to clean my room but now I doing this. Fuck it. It's time to clean.
Later friends
even though no one is reading this.
Before I leave, here a picture. It's the view from the selectee lane (lane 1.) I was front loading but there was no one to front load.
alright now I'm out.
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